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1.Ever been to a strip club? Yes
2.Ever been to a bar? Yes
3.Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes. Funny story actually. My boyfriend and I were with friends at another bar, drinking and having a good time and his ex came in and he left with her. Just walked right out. I was pissed. So me and my friends went to another bar and he walked in there with her and her friends. He walked up and started being belligerent, saying, "You got something you want to say?"
I looked at him and said, "Yeah, I think you're a fucking coward, if you wanted to break up, just fucking say so."
He started blithering about needing 'time' and 'space' which was hilarious because I hadn't even wanted him to come out, he'd invited himself because he hated me going out when he didn't know who would be there.
Finally I just told him. "Fuck off."
He lost it. He's like, "What did you say to me??"
The bartender was watching us pretty close and he handed me my jug of tequila and orange and I looked at my ex and said, "I said, FUCK OFF!" and then I threw my whole jug at him!
Needless to say, the bouncers were right there, escorting me out. I did get some applause from the other patrons though...LOL
4.Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? I've definitely been helped out of places, never carried, thank goodness.
5.Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes
6.Thrown up from drinking too much? Pretty much weekly when I was still drinking...sadly
7.Had sex in a car? LOL, Of course. My friends still speak of all the holes in the roof of my Buick from my high heeled shoes when my one ex and I were misbehaving...
8.Had sex in a park? LOL, Yes, and my friends frequently bring up that as well.
9.Had sex in a cinema? No, but I have jerked my boyfriends off in one.
10.Had sex in a bathroom? Yup
11.Had sex at work? No, but I work in a school and I have a feeling I could definitely get my ass fired for it...LOL
12.Have you ever been to an adult store? Frequently
13.Bought something from an "adult" store? Yes, though I prefer to order online because my stores in my city suck. In Vancouver it's where I spent the most money though. Hee hee
14.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Oh yeah!
15.Have you ever had a threesome? No, I've had it brought up to me, but I always say that I barely know what to do with one person, I'd be lost with two. LOL
16.Are your breasts real? Or... how long is your cock? LMFAO! Well, I tell you this, if paid for my boobs, I got SCREWED!!! LOL They are saggily, droopily real.
17.Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes.
18.Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Ewww. I hope not, for their sakes!
19.Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? No
20.Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace? Nope
21.Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey? I guess we'll see. I'll tagdionneshea , del_rion , jake_harold ,msb66 and lexa4227 .
buckeye5 1.Ever been to a strip club? Yes
2.Ever been to a bar? Yes
3.Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes. Funny story actually. My boyfriend and I were with friends at another bar, drinking and having a good time and his ex came in and he left with her. Just walked right out. I was pissed. So me and my friends went to another bar and he walked in there with her and her friends. He walked up and started being belligerent, saying, "You got something you want to say?"
I looked at him and said, "Yeah, I think you're a fucking coward, if you wanted to break up, just fucking say so."
He started blithering about needing 'time' and 'space' which was hilarious because I hadn't even wanted him to come out, he'd invited himself because he hated me going out when he didn't know who would be there.
Finally I just told him. "Fuck off."
He lost it. He's like, "What did you say to me??"
The bartender was watching us pretty close and he handed me my jug of tequila and orange and I looked at my ex and said, "I said, FUCK OFF!" and then I threw my whole jug at him!
Needless to say, the bouncers were right there, escorting me out. I did get some applause from the other patrons though...LOL
4.Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? I've definitely been helped out of places, never carried, thank goodness.
5.Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes
6.Thrown up from drinking too much? Pretty much weekly when I was still drinking...sadly
7.Had sex in a car? LOL, Of course. My friends still speak of all the holes in the roof of my Buick from my high heeled shoes when my one ex and I were misbehaving...
8.Had sex in a park? LOL, Yes, and my friends frequently bring up that as well.
9.Had sex in a cinema? No, but I have jerked my boyfriends off in one.
10.Had sex in a bathroom? Yup
11.Had sex at work? No, but I work in a school and I have a feeling I could definitely get my ass fired for it...LOL
12.Have you ever been to an adult store? Frequently
13.Bought something from an "adult" store? Yes, though I prefer to order online because my stores in my city suck. In Vancouver it's where I spent the most money though. Hee hee
14.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Oh yeah!
15.Have you ever had a threesome? No, I've had it brought up to me, but I always say that I barely know what to do with one person, I'd be lost with two. LOL
16.Are your breasts real? Or... how long is your cock? LMFAO! Well, I tell you this, if paid for my boobs, I got SCREWED!!! LOL They are saggily, droopily real.
17.Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes.
18.Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Ewww. I hope not, for their sakes!
19.Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? No
20.Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace? Nope
21.Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey? I guess we'll see. I'll tag
dionneshea , del_rion , jake_harold ,msb66 and lexa4227 .
